Friday, April 11, 2008

A Public Service from STD



I made a ven diagram that you can relate to
The first circle's awesome so that I can elate you
Made the second circle boring 'cause I wanna sedate you
The overlapping portion has written "I hate you"

But, 'you' isn't you, it's somebody else
Unless, you are a douche, then 'you' is yourself
So, don't be a douche and we'll both save time
We won't have to do the ven diagram rhyme

**owari**

See, you can print that image out onto stock paper and keep it in your wallet. If anyone is a douche to you at any point in the day, just whip out your wallet, hand them the card and explain the purpose. Very convenient.

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